January 25, 2010, Worldwide --
In a turn of events that can only be described as "All Paws Down," Animals are suffering in Haiti along with humans. A good place to donate to help the animals in Haiti is here or donate by texting! Find out how to text your donation by clicking here! “Earthquakes are one of the stupidest things ever,” Maltese dogs LuLu and LoLLy said. “While on the whole we have a great deal of regard for Mother Earth, she needs to pull herself together on this one. If she’s cold, she should just turn up the heat, instead of shuddering like that.”
“Canines, if you’re texting skills are lacking, this is an excellent way to practive,” said LuLu, who has been actively texting on her human’s phone
for the past two days. “I’m sure I’ve sent in about one hundred kajillion dollars, which is more than twelve.” LuLu and LoLLy have given up biscuits for the next month in order to take that money and send it to Haitian Animal Relief Funds. “LuLu is getting fat anyway,” LoLLy said. LuLu, unable to right herself after rolling over, glared at LoLLy from the floor. “It’s not like I’m the one who weighed nine pounds to begin with,” LuLu barked, in a clear dig at LoLLy’s normal weight. “Anyway all I’m saying is that everybody should please give to the animals in Haiti by clicking here” or texting here!
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