Molly

Meet MoLLy who is a very good sleeper!

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog, Hi this is LuLu here and 1st I must say thank u for the meny kind commintz about LoLLy who it terns out is frankly having very good timez as we have herd from her from Hevven and it turns out there is plenty of biskitz in Hevven.  As in ALL U KIN EAT!  And no catz.

As u know we got 2 new puppies named WiLLyum and MoLLy.  This was even tho we ast Santa Paws for guppies to start a fish tank and he brought us puppies insted due to the hard of heering.  Well anyway today I am introdoosting u to MoLLy.  MoLLy is 2 years old.  I know this becuz I herd the Huminz say it and at first I thought they mint she was 2 dogs in 1 and I screemed at the top of my lungs “HELP! HELP! MOLLY IS 2 DOGS IN ONE!” and then the Huminz sed, “LuLu do you need to go outside?” and I sed, “YOU CRAZY HUMINZ MOLLY IS TWO DOGS IN ONE!” and they took me outside and stared at me like I needed to go to the bathroom and so the whole thing was useless.

Well anyway then I herd the Huminz say, “Ken u beleeve MoLLy and WiLLyum r 2 years old already” and I was so happy to realize that they mint 2 years and not 2 dogs in one that I fell over in releef.

‘THANK DOG MOLLY IS ONLY ONE DOG!” I screemed while lying on my back and waving my pawz in the air.  And then the Huminz pikked me up and sed “LuLu are ur allergeez bothering you?” at which point I shut up and prayed that in my neggst life I would live with some intelligint people for a change.

Well anyway this is a pikcurs of MoLLy.  MoLLy is very talented at meny things, mainly sleeping, as you can see from this outstanding pikchur.  MoLLy is also very bad at meny things like when the Huminz say “MoLLy do you want a treat?” in that certain voice she still falls for it not reelizing that there is pills in it and that she is supposed to spit it out like a smart dog.  But at leest she is not 2 dogs in 1.

That is the report on MoLLy.  Love, your PaLs, LuLu, MoLLy, and WiLLyum — altho this is ritten by LULU!!!!!