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I'm a totally awesome wrestler! I have been since I was a puppy! I'd hide under the bushes in the back yard and when some other dog would walk by I'd dart out and then WHAM! SMASH! OOF! I'd completely tackle him. Pretty soon I was wrestling the humans' shoes! And then there was the time that I hurled my food bowl across the house! My wrestling name is Lulu the Hammer! My main strategy is tripping! I like to crouch down, wait until someone is headed my way... and then WHOOSH! Like a rocket! BAM! Right into their ankles! Next thing you know, Lulu the Hammer 1, Human 0! I know I will amazing in the ring if I can just get someone from the American Pro-Wrestling Association to return my phone calls! |
LULU THE HAMMER: Weight: 5.5 pounds Height: 10 inches on hind feet
Belts:
Brown leather with a gold buckle, borrowed from male human Slogan: "Five Pounds of Furry Fury!" |
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