Or: Who Needs Mascara? Brought to you by LuLu and LoLLy

It is true, most Maltese dogs have eye stain. Humans have many different theories about this fact. Some people think it is due to allergies. Lulu has bad Maltese eye stain.

Also I cannot do math.

There are many ideas about what to do regarding Maltese eye stain, but here is what we say: Talk to your vet, to make sure it is not something to be concerned about. If it's just the usual eye stain, then we recommend a product that has helped us a lot: Angel Eyes. Ask your groomer if she has it, or you can order it online. Lulu will now administer the quiz.

Quiz:

Q. Maltese eye stain is:

• A small pecan pie
• A brand of garden hose
• A fact of life

A: A fact of life. If you got this wrong, you cannot get a Maltese dog.

Q. Talk to your vet in order to:

• See if your vet has bad breath
• Make sure your vet knows how to talk
• Make sure your doggy's eye stain is nothing out of the ordinary

A: To make sure your doggy's eye stain is nothing out of the ordinary. If you got this wrong, you cannot get a Maltese dog.

Q. While this artikle is outstanding, where can we find some more details about causes and solushons for Maltese eye stain?

• With our outstanding pals, Marley and Disco, who run the Maltese Maniac website.
• At the website for maniacs about the Malteses.

A: All of the above.

Q. Humans wear mascara because:

• They wish they had Maltese eye stain
• They are confused
• Because the human kondition is a difficult one

A: We need a nap.