Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Remember our paL Buckshot?

(If you are not familiar with this situashon, you can read about it in full below, but in sum what happened is that Buckshot asked us if he looked fat, and we said yes, and then Buckshot got put on a diet becuz of us, which sent us into a serious shame spiral.)

But anyway, Buckshot is an outstanding mini (altho not a skinny mini) horse who helps others and he is part of an outstanding benefit on Sunday in Austin, Texas! So if you are in town ... 

Dear Friendz, While we like to use the LuLu and LoLLy Maltese Dog Blog for good times, we are afraid that we must bring you this highly disturbing video -- where clearly the pugs have a human whose brain is stuck. 

Here is what is happening: The human says, do you want to go for a ride?, and these outstanding pugs are obviously like, "YES! YES!" But then the human sez "Do you want to go for a walk?" and the pugs are like, "OK, why are we changing the kwestion?"

And then the human sez "Do you want to go to bed?" and the pugs are like, "For Dog's sake, Man, why are you using a difrent word again now? Seriously, pull yourself together!"

And then the poor human ...

Dear LuLu and LoLLy, Governor here. 

I saw my letter in your doggie blog and since I waz in the chair anyway thought I'd rite u a note to say thanks. The man that saz i'm 2 fat for treats all the time saz ur humans r reall good at tv commercials. i guess so too. have u done any on the emotional distress related no nail clippers? i bet so and itz good.
 
Thank u again,
governor
& bama (who is sneaking around with a bear in her mouth)

Dear Governor, When we first read about Bama sneaking around with a bear in her mouth we were so freaked out that ...

Dear Friendz, Today's Dog Blog entry is about our new internet PaLs, who are Maltese dogs, from a place called Ha-why-ee, which is an island, which is a place that floats in the ocean.

And also we are hoping that we can go visit them as soon as possible, becuz according to the internet and also the world wide web Ha-why-ee is very outstanding and also we would like to see the volcanoes, although not if they are exploding.

These are outstanding Maltese dogs and we were very egsited to here from them for many reasons but mainly becuz they call themselves the "Fearsome 4" ...

Dear Friendz, Today's Dog Blog involves this outstanding picture somebody sent us on the internet, and we are very Two Paws Up! about it for many reasons.

First, obviously these young puppies already realize that road tripping is for them, which is truly outstanding news, and also circumstanziz look good for them getting a car, and you know how we feel about road tripping!

So this is kind of like we are mentors, and they are our protojays, which is a very big word that means they have learned important things from us. Hopefully unlike us they will always be able to find the car keys.

Also, this came with the message: "Wee Wee Chu a Merry Christmas" which was so hilarious that we laughed and laughed and laughed until LuLu aksidentally fell off the red chair where we were reading on the computer laptop. And when LuLu fell off ...