As you may recall, last weekend we despritly tried to find some cash to get to the Vegas party with the Pits. But we could not find any.
Well now we hear about this doggy who ate $400 in bills from his humans' back yard, and in fact as you can see from this pikture, he is a truly outstanding doggy.
Math is not our strong suit, but we are pretty sure $400 would have been enuff to get to Vegas and back and also buy a hotel while we were there. It is at least more than $7,598 and that is very much. You can read the details about this doggy at The Poodle (and Dog) Blog here.
OH AND IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WE ARE STILL VERY DEPREST ABOUT THE TOOTH FARE-EEZ HOSING MISS BEA AND PIXIE, as discust below.
First we tried to get to Vegas last weekend to raise money for the Pits (as in doggies, not apricots) but we could not find any cash to get there. Then the fat pecan-throwing monsters were werse than ushal and even Khyra couldn't catch one.
Norwood developed a disease called Leprekan-itis which made his eyes tern green, and over at the Wees, Grandma Human Helen turned 98 and the Wees got none of the cake. Adding the injuries to the insults, our friend Johann sed he twittered about us, so obyusly now he thinks he's a bird, our friend Sunny's head blew off his body (more on these topix negst week), and we got in trubble with the Humans for drinking their St. Patty's Day provishons.
The only brite spot was that Chloe Shar Pei figurred out how to use her Human's credit cards but that means she'll probably get in trubble like we did and then who will watch out for Pickels and Rinaldo?
The point is we were barely hanging on when we receeved this letter from our outstanding cuzins Miss Bea and Pixie, who are piktured here in swetters. And at that point there was nothing to do but hang our heads and cry ...
As you know, we are on the edge with anksiety worried about our friend Norwood, as you can read on the Dlog below.
But in the meantime, we are very supportive of holidays due to celebrashons and such, and there are many things to celebrate today!
For one thing, we would like to celebrate our good friend Tori and her truly outstanding fashon sense, becuz as you can see in this cute doggy picture she is wearing a very fashon foward green bow that is perfect for St. Patrick's Day and also coordinates egstremely well with her ears.
And in case you are thinking, "WOW!! Tori has one of the most preshus faces I have ever seen!" -- well, gess what? Tori does have one of the most preshus faces you have ever seen!
And also, in case you are wondering, Tori is taking applicashons from humans as she decides where she is going to go live, and she also has a super adorable sister Kiley, and you can read about that here, and frankly as far as we are concerned only fashon foward humans need apply.
And also, we must give another re-sounding Two Paws UP!! for our new and truly awesome friend Lexi, who has just come to live with outstanding humans June and Bob! And as you can see, Bob is egstremely good pillow material, so things are werking out very well!
See our very dear friend Miss Phoebe lived with June and Bob until it was time to go to Heaven, and we were all very sad then, and we will always miss her.
But then June and Bob met Lexi, and Lexi interviewed them, and after much ...
Well you will not believe what we have to tell you about now.
This is our outstanding friend Norwood, who has many good times and is a truly uplifting spirit, and who came from New England PAWS Rescue, and we enjoy reading about him very much.
Well needless to say when we saw it we went running out of the room shrieking our heads off, terrified that something had happened to Norwood's eyes.
Then we forgot what we were upset about so we took a nap. Then we woke up and looked at this pikture once more and ran screaming out of the room again.
Then we got in trubble for making a ruckus.
Well anyway eventchewly we were able to calm down long enuff to call Norwood and say, "For Dog's sake, canine, what is wrong with you?" To which Norwood replied, "I have Leprekan-itis!"
And we sed, "Oh sure OK Norwood that egsplains everything NORWOOD JUST WHAT THE HECK IS LEPRECAN-ITIS?" and then Norwood sed, "Gotta go! You know me! Life is better unleashed!"
Meaning that Norwood had to go chase something.
Well needless to say we were egstremely distrest ...
Well it's us, Maltese dogs LuLu and LoLLy, with a pikture to discuss.
But first, in case you are wondering, we did NOT make it to Vegas, despite our best efforts, and in case you do not know what we are talking about, you can ketchup by reading the dlog below.
And also, we need to say a very big Two Paws UP for our meny outstanding friendz who tried to help find us some cash, and pleaz keep looking, becuz you never know when we will need to hit the road again.
Which aktualy may be very soon, due to the great indignashons we are suffring related to the subject of today's dlog, namely, do you know what this is a pikture of? Here are your possible antsers:
* skwirl * trubble * a fatso * pure evil * pecan-throwing monster * All of the above
If you antsered "All of the above," you are correct, and your prize is that you get to eat anything you want from the fridge and tell your humans that we sed so. And if you did not antser all of the above you need to take the kwiz again. And if you get it wrong again you are demoted and can no longer be a dog.
We are despiritly trying to find cash to get to this awesome big fundraiser for Pit Bulls in Las Vegas! (Click here for Bulletins about cool events all over the country!)
But we cannot find any cash and we have looked in ALL the Humans' pants pockets -- which took some werk to pull them all down from the shelves and the hangers -- And we emptied the woman Human's perse trying to find her wallet!
And all we got when the Humans came home from their walk was a big fat lectur and we are like, we do NOT have time for this, we have to get to Vegas!
And another reason we want to go celebrate the awesome Pits is becuz look at this totally awesome video!
It's hilarious and about how awesome pit bulls are! It made us laff and laff and do the Two Paws UP dance all over the house!
Well as you know, here at LuluAndLolly.com we try to spred alotta love by sharing happy and joyful things to uplift your spiritz, becuz there is already so much sadness in the werld.
And also, one of the main ways that we try to do that is to show you all the awesome ways that doggies, including rescue doggies like LoLLy, bring love and happiness to humans who are smart enuff to put a little time and effort into figuring out how to communicate with their their doggies and take care of them and have a truly outstanding pack.
And today's Dlog is uplifting in where the story is today, but friendz, there is so much sadness in how it go to this place, that even we cannot do anything other than hang our heads. So we will simply tell you that this pikture is of Tosca, who just was elected Best Doggy by all the people in England.
And in case you are wondering, England is the place that the America used to belong to, but then the Americans got mad and broke up with England. And while we do not remember all the detales, in short to the best of our recollekshons the England people were having tea parties and not inviting the America people which, as you know, is very rude, and that is why the America people got mad.
Well anyway that was a long time ago, at least 12 or 65 years ago, or something like that, but anyway, the point is that now it is later and we are all friendz. And our friendz in England at the newspaper in England had a Best Doggy contest and this truly outstanding doggy named Tosca was the winner ...
Maltese pals LuLu and LoLLy here! And recintly we received this outstanding letter from our new friend Sabrina, the adorable Maltese puppy in this pikture!
Dear Lulu and Lolly, I need your help …. I am a darling 1 year old Teacup Maltese, just like you. I only weigh about 7 pounds and I am a lot of fun. My problem is my older sister Stella who is 6 years old and is a Toy Fox Terrier. But just because she is a Toy, doesn’t mean she is fun … quite the opposite … she never wants to play with me and every time I go near her she just growls at me to leave her alone … Believe me when I say I never hurt her … I just lick her and want to be close to her and play chase, but she won’t have anything to do with me. ☹ Do you have any suggestions?
Hugs, Sabrina p.s. This is her on a good day:
Needless to say, our immedyat reacshon was, WOW! Sabrina sure knows a lot of numbers to be only a 1 year old!
And then we saw this pikture of Sabrina watching television and figured that Sabrina was also having trubble getting Stella to watch TV with her, at which point we sed, Whew! We better get on with the advice!
And here it is:
Dear Sabrina: Stella is Set In Her Ways.
“What?†you cry. “What does that mean?†And here is the antser:
Set In Her Ways is a condishon that happens to dogs as they get older. We know about it becuz when we were puppies we had some older doggies in the pack who were just like Stella.
We would be all, “Let’s play kill the sock!†and they would be all, “NO!†and we would say, “Let’s play run around the house yelling our heads off!†and they would bark, “NO!†and we would scream, “Look at me, hopping on your head!†and they would shout, “GET OFF!â€
Today we saw a quiz on the Dog Channel about doggies. Now we will tell you that on the whole we are very supportive of the Dog Channel, and also by the way there was a story about us on the Dog Channel, and that was very Two Paws Up! and stuff.
But we must also tell you the disturbing truth about the quiz that we saw. Which is while the kwestions were fine, the answer opshons were pitiful.
For egsample, this is a kwestion from the quiz:
"2. It’s important to know when my puppy was first exposed to: a) Children b) Dog toys c) Steps d) Vinyl flooring e) All of the above
"Answer: (e). Poorly socialized puppies can grow into fearful or aggressive dogs. Give your puppy plenty of positive exposure to a wide variety of people, places, and things during his first few months of life."
Now while these antsers are nice and such, they are also downright lame in their incompleteness. Here is the missing informashon:
"It is ALSO important to know when my puppy was first exposed to:
* A bad haircut * Not being allowed to sleep on the Humans' pillows * Credit cards -- lack thereof * Skwirls * Being denied late nite televishon"
(Note: For more on the benfits of late nite TV, see Ruby and Pasha below, who learned about space aliens from a documentry called Star Track.)
See what we mean? And here is another egsample of antsers gone lacking ...
Well you will not believe what we have to show you today! And that is the computer skills of our outstanding friend Baby the Maltese Dog which you will see when you click here!
Becuz it is one thing to know how to punch, punch, punch on the computer. And also, if we all had human Jane, like our good friendz the Wees, to spellcheck, then also our punching would be perfect in the spelling, as opposed to when we get the emails from our friendz who spell kwestion, "question," which doesn't even make sense.
Altho interestingly enuff, we suspect our good friends Sophy, Astro, and Charlie know how to use the spell-checker on their computers becuz their spelling looks very good, altho sometimes there are mistakes even there 2, like when Sophy spells "pikture" -- "picture." And also our awesome friend Khyra is an amazing speller becuz she has figurred out how to use the letter "h" in all the werds, which is probably advanst spelling altogether!
OK ANYWAY! The point is that it is one thing to punch punch punch on the computer, and another to know how to use the spell-checker, but frankly it is altogether truly outstanding to be able to make the thing on the computer move in and out without punching a button at all, as you can see here!
Dear Friendz on the LuLu and LoLLy Dog Blog,
