Sign up for fun stuff!

E-mail address: subscribe unsubscribe
Lulu and Lolly's Dog Blog! It's a Dlog!
Happy Dad's Da e-Card!

Dear Friends on the Dog Blog,

As you can see from this pikture, we made our Human Dad some truly outstanding ties for Father's Day!

If you want to do it to, all you do is get some ties from Human Dad's closet, and then break out the glitter and glue from the supply closet, then turn over the trash can and use everything in there you can find!

Tea bags and crackers are espeshaly awesum! Also, don't worry if you have to practis on a bunch of ties. Keep at it until you get it rite!!

Also, we got glitter, glue, and stickers all over ourselves, and that was espeshly HILARIOUS!

If you ran out of time and didn't get to make your Dad a truly awesome tie, click here and you can send him this e-Card, which is free and which is probably just as good anyway!

Love, your PaLs, LuLu and LoLLy!

 
Friday, June 19, 2009 2:26 PM

ToscaDear Friends on the Dog Blog,

Well what a time this has bin. We have both bin staying at the V-E-T's for 3 weeks and even we know that 3 is more than 2. But we are both home now and frankly we don't want to talk about the V-E-T anyway.

Becuz instead today, we have something much more important to tell you, and also it is very grievus, which is that our beloved Tosca, our good friend and also winner of England's #1 Dog People's Choice Contest, has gone to the Big Dog Park in the Sky.

And we cannot tell you how grievous we are. And the tribute to Tosca is on the front page, which is here.

And also it is Father's Day this weekend and Tosca's Human Dog Dad Jon is the number 1 dad in the werld becuz of what he did for Tosca, and you can also read the very beautiful poem Human Dad Jon wrote for Tosca, on the front page story.

And we love Tosca every day, all the way from here to where Tosca is now. L&L

 

G-Snap's Puppies at 2 Weeks

Dear Lulu and Lolly,

Thank you for the Mother's Day Card. You two are so artistic. 

Not me, I am worn out! These puppies are sucking the life out of me.  Ginger Snap's puppies cuddled asleep

And I have to clean up their poop. Motherhood is not all its cracked up to be.
 
However, I'm doing my best as a first time mom and people say I'm a good one.

Rocky is already looking amorous again, and I am like "Nooo waaay. Get back! GRRRR! I mean it...".

Rockette!Btw, I read ...

Read more...
 
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO YOU AT THE V-E-T?

LoLLy!Dear Friends on the Dog Blog,

Thank you very very much for the messiges and stuff recintly.

Well this is why we have not been around, becuz the Human has been taking LoLLy to the V-E-T a good deal lately and then hogging the computer to do "reserch" on the things they talk about at the V-E-T and then acting all distrest and stuff and frankly it is starting to get on our nervousness sistems.

For egsample, we go to the V-E-T and, well, you know what happens with the thermommy-meter at the V-E-T.

Yep, right up the &^(#$.

Well negst thing you know our Human is all upset and saying LoLLy has something wrong and we are like, OF COURSE LOLLY HAS SOMETHING WRONG SHE JUST GOT A THERMOMMY-METER STUCK UP HER *#%^$* !

Well the Human and the V-E-T say ...

Read more...
 

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Our friendz Tinkerbell, Tucker, and Oscar have offered this truly outstanding method of cleaning for the springs. Click here!

 
Happy Easter from Maltese dogs LuLu and LoLLy!
 

The Laptops dressed up as Easter Bunnies!Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog!

Gess what?! What! The Laptops (Suzie Q., The Mighty (Bad) Samson, and Delilah) fooled their humans just like we did which you can see above!

By being Easter bunnies so we could get the candy sintz dogs can't have candy but Easter bunnies can! HAHA! Oh we are all so smart!

Altho let's face it, The Laptops' humans are fairly easy to fool, due to their general state of confushon (stoopidity), namely that for a while they kept calling themselves "Snow Birdz," even tho no one in the family has wings or lives in the snow! And then ...

Read more...
 

Howling by the campfire!Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Well gess what?

We have been very busy making a Blog Roll! And you can see it here!

And also at first we thought that a Blog Roll was some sort of outstanding fantsy sandwich bread, and LuLu sed hey LoLLy let's make a Blog Roll!

And LoLLy sed, LuLu, you can't even make French Toast without blowing up the kitchen!

But then we realized ...

Read more...
 

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog, First, thank you for all your truly outstanding messiges after we were gone for a week and we are very egsited to come visit everyone!

And also,

Look!

I was LuLu the Maltese dog but I've turned into a squirrel!

I was LoLLy the Maltese dog but now I am an evil squirrel!

We used to be Maltese dogs but we have turned into squirrels!

Or ...
Read more...
 

LuLu and LoLLy!Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Well which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?

Well here is the good news: The good news is that the Humans were out of town for a whole week and us Maltese dogs got to stay at our GrandHumans for the whole time!

And it is always truly awesome there, due to the outstanding attitude that the GrandHumans have, which is egstremely superior to that of our Humans.

For egsample, at the GrandHumans there is no bad attitude about werk, namely, that there is none, unlike with the Humans, where they have the obsessiveness compulsivness with the werk, werk, werk!

And also, at the GrandHumans the provishuns are truly outstanding, namely that GrandPa Human cooks us a speshal breakfast every morning as opposed to the *$%^& dogfood that the Humans give us.

And then also the GrandHumans ...

Read more...
 
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>

JPAGE_CURRENT_OF_TOTAL