Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Today we receeved this letter from this obviously outstanding canine.

Dear Lulu and Lolly,
Hi! i'm Andy. This is me watching Desperate Housewives with my Human. I LOVE her and she LOVES me!

Well needless to say when we saw the pikture of Andy, we were like OK, now this is some serious 2 Paws Up in terms of Andy being so cute.

And LuLu was all, oh Andy is Dandy HEY I MADE A RIME! And then LuLu cackled, in LoLLy's opinyon, like a crazy dog, and said "Andy is Dandy" over and over and over.

And so finally LoLLy smacked LuLu on the head and said, "Pay attenshon, you fuzzy-headed nut! Read this letter!"

And then LuLu read the letter and then screamed and fell off the chair.

And then LuLu said, "Oh my Dog! Not another canine forced to watch the Wives with the Desperate Houses!" ...

Dear Chubs and Lucky -- you are so cute that Lolly passed out and cannot write at this moment. Also, I would like to know if you have girlfriends? Also, Chubs, you should meet Hattie, becuz she talks a lot about how fat she is. Chubs you do not seem fat however it is good that you do not have body issues! Lolly lies about her weight all the time.

Love, Your PaL,

LuLu

My name is Hattie Lou. I belong to my human parents, Dwaine and Lucy. I live on a big 'ole dairy farm in Tennessee. I don't get to go to the fields though because I am so overweight that I might get caught in the grass and never find my way home. So, I just lay around the house and keep watch over my parents property. I would have trouble running anyone off because I am not too fast. Mostly, I just sleep and eat. Good life!!!

Anyway, I have some cousins, Oscar, Humphrey and Smokey. Oscar and Smokey are both rescue animals. But that is good. They are just part of our family now and when they come for a visit we have a great time. We have lots of fun on the farm. One day I am going for a visit to their house for a bbq and a fun day of trying to get the llamas at their house to acknowledge that we are around. Boy, are they a couple of snooty ones! They keep their heads way up there and don'teven hardly notice us. I bet if we nip at their heels they will notice us. Our human parents get upset if we do that.

I love to go to the Lulu and Lolly website and check on you girls. You are so cute and I hope someday to meet you. Maybe we can play "roll the corgi down the hill". I am pretty fast playing that game.

Gotta go. I heard my parents say something about trying to find some diet dog food for me. If my size dog is good enough for the queen, it is good enough for them. Corgis RULE!

Later,

Hattie Lou

Dear Hattie Lou,

You make us sing a little song:

"Hattie Lou, Hattie Lou, it is true, here are you!"

Well this is an egg-sellent report about your life, which sounds outstanding. We would like to come live with you now, Also, do you have your own cell phone? We would like our own cell phones. Also, this is very hilarious about how fat you are. Do they ever call you Hattie the Fattie?

Love, Your PaLs,

LuLu and LoLLy

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

Our good friendz Chloe from Florida has sent us instrucshons on how to take over the bed from the humans, if the humans are being bed hogs (no offintz intended to our pig friendz!) -- which is a situashon that arises many times here at the LuLu and LoLLy house. 

Also, there is the situashon where you are trying to sleep and one of the Humans sits straight up in bed and yells something like, "How can a 5 pound dog take up so much room?!" and you're all, PLEASE! A girl dog needs her sleep!

So anyway, we were very pleazed to receive these outstanding tips, and are happy to share them with you on the Dlog!

Dear Lulu and Lolly,

I am so sorry I haven been able to right. My humans ...

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog,

This is Miss Phoebe, another outstanding Maltese dog, and also her human niece, who is not a dog but a human. 

As you can tell, to be a member of this family it is a requiremt that you have truly egsellent hair, and this is in contrast to our famly, where our Human's hair often stix out, and also sometimes when they give us the bath wrong our heads are flat.

Two Paws Up for Miss Phoebe and her outstanding famly! And there hair!