Today we will be answering an eggsellent question from one of our out-standing readers.

Dear Lolly and Lulu:
I am thirteen and I like a boy who is sixteen. My mom says that is too old for me. She is so lame. What can I do to change her mind?
~Alissa

Dear Alissa:
According to the Internet, 16 in Human years is 102 in Dog years. 102 is too old for anyone.


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Dear Lolly and Lulu:

What can I do about my Maltese dog chewing? My dog chews on everything in sight when I'm not there! I love this little critter (his name is Benji) but I don't know what to do. I leave him chews, but despite that, he chews on furniture and, if I'm not careful, my shoes. Help! I'm at the end of my rope!

~Jen Foster, Sacramento

Dear Jen:

Why are you tied to a rope? In terms of Benji, doggies like to chew. But 2 much chewing means doggie is agitate-id. You said that Benji chews when u r not there. This could be becuz Benji is lonely. Did u know that dogs are supposed to be in Packs? We are distressed when we are alone! Can Benji go to doggie day care? Or, can you get on the Inter-net and find a playmate for him to go spend the day with? Maybe you can advertize on Cregg's (Craig's?) List and find someone else who needs some friendz. Or maybe there is a sweet doggie at the shelter who needz a friend 2, and u could bring that doggie home. This would be an eggsellent way to help 2 doggies!