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Monday, May 19
Today we will be answering an eggsellent question from one of our out-standing readers.

Dear Lolly and Lulu:
I am thirteen and I like a boy who is sixteen. My mom says that is too old for me. She is so lame. What can I do to change her mind?
~Alissa

Dear Alissa:
According to the Internet, 16 in Human years is 102 in Dog years. 102 is too old for anyone.


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Friday, May 16, 2008
We think the pug down the street got Botox. Her face looks frozen.
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Reecintly there was a story about a pengwen who lost his feathers. Humans made him a vest so he would not be cold. This is an egg-sample of the correct use of clothing for animals.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
The water bowel is still missing. We are having to drink out of the garden hose. We blame the skwirrels.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
The water bowel is missing.
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Monday May 12, 2008

Today we will answer a question from one of our eggsellent readers.

Dear Lolly and Lulu:
No matter what I do, I have fat legs, primarily on my upper thights. I have always been a little on the heavier side, but even thought recently I lost some weight, still my thighs are flabby. I am really frustrated with myself. Thank you, and I love your website. Sharon S


Dear Human,
Thank u for the eggsellent complimentz on our website. The fat thing is because you have 2 legs. Dogs have 4 legs and we do not have this problem. Also, we think u are eggsellent as you are. This is becuz your legs can take u many places. Like on a walk where you can see flowers and birds. Also, on a walk with your dog. Who cares what your legs look like? They are eggsellent! Love, Your PaLs, Lolly Lulu

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Friday May 9, 2008
We are starting our own show. It is called Dancing With the Canines. No costumes will be rekwired.
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Thursday May 8, 2008
Not much luck with the petishon to get on Dancing With the Stars. We went to the park to get it signed and fell asleep. Didn't wake up until the skwirrels threw nuts at us.
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Wednesday May 7, 2008
We are starting a petishon to get on Dancing With the Stars.
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Tuesday May 6, 2008
Dogs are not allowed on Dancing With the Stars.
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Monday, May 5th, 2008
Eggsellent News. Dancing With the Stars has a dance for foxes called The Fox Trot. If foxes can be on Dancing With the Stars, surely dogs can 2!