Famous Rescue Doggies

1. Michael M. Dog, Northcentral Maltese Rescue, Roscine, Wisconsin

Famous Humans

1. Christopher McCollum

Famous Rescue Doggies	top
1. Michael M. Dog, Northcentral Maltese Rescue, Roscine, Wisconsin
Lolly's Interview With Michael Maltese Dog, Resident of Northcentral Maltese Rescue, Roscine, Wisconsin Hi Michael! I understand you were recently rescued by the outstanding humans at Norhtcentral Rescue in Wisconsin and that because of their generosity and kindness you can now walk and run. That's awesome. Congratulations and thanks for joining me for an Official Lolly Interview! Happy to bark at you. Michael I was a rescue too. The humans who adopted me are adequate in many ways, but they won't let me have candy. Do you think you are going to get adopted by people who will let you have candy? Um -- I mean really. Is it so much to ask? One M&M -- Lolly last time you broke into the M&M's you leapt off the balcony screaming "Super Dog!" Then the humans had to take us to the vet to get your stomach pumped. You know chocolate is poison for dogs -- Nobody asked you, Lulu -- I'm just saying -- Michael what about a cell phone. Is there a place on the adoption application to make sure that you will get your own cell phone? I'd be willing to share ... Don't compromise. Every doggy deserves her own cell phone. Not that WE have them -- We can't have cell phones because Lolly borrowed the Human's cell phone and then a few days later our Human came in from the mailbox waving an envelope and screaming something about "four thousand dollars" and then we got grounded to the back yard and we were told never to use the cell phone again. Can we get some focus here? Michael I would like to know what your favorite part about being able to walk and run is. Chasing. Chasing a ball. Chasing leaves. Chasing anything. Also rolling. Rolling around in the grass. Also hopping around, I like to hop -- What about pro-wrestling? Lulu stop interrupting! Generally I like chasing. Have you tried pro-wrestling? I like chasing. If you were a pro-wrestler your name could be Michael the Mad Dog. I like chasing. Then maybe you can come over to our place and chase the squirrels. Every time we get grounded to the back yard they throw pecans at us. You should throw the pecans back at them. Wow. That is so brilliant. Do you have a girlfriend? Lulu don't ask personal questions! Michael what is the answer? To what? To the girlfriend question! I'm playing the field. One time I tried to play the fiddle. What does that have to do with anything? I also tried to play the trombone. I got stuck in a trombone. Can we please get back to the interview? What was the question? (Sigh.) Our readers want to know how old you are. Three. Is that the number after sixteen or before negative twelve? It's three. What is your favorite movie? Pro-Wrestling on TV. (Banging head against pillow): Lulu I'm not interviewing you -- it's Michael who's supposed to be answering the questions! And Pro-wrestling is NOT a movie anyway! I like Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Pro-wrestling is LIKE a movie, only it goes on all the time -- I also like that penguin movie. I like pro-wrestling -- Lulu you've got to accept that you are too SMALL to be a pro-wrestler! Not when I grow up. You ARE grown up! I'm three. The humans say Lolly is a little older than me but not much. Math is not our strong suit, so we can't ever remember how old we are. I need a nap. But I havent been able to ask all my questions yet! I need a nap. Great idea. Well at least answer this one last question: how awesome is it to be rescued? Ladies, it is the most awesome thing ever! IN CONCLUSION: It is very difficult to be a world famous journalist when Lulu is your sister. However, we have learned many important things today, like Michael is three, which quite possibly is the number between negative sixteen and twenty-nine. Also, that Michael likes Ace Ventura Pet Detective, the penguin movie, napping, and is very glad to be able to run and walk and be rescued. Love, Your PaL, LoLLy
Famous Humans	top
1. Christopher McCollum
Interview With Christopher McCollum Famous Set Designer (Houston Grand Opera's Little Women, as seen on PBS; The Foreigner, for Jaston Williams and Joe Sears) By Lolly Maltese Miller ABOUT OUR 2009 LULU AND LOLLY ROAD TRIP CALENDAR "First off, do you like our 2009 Lulu & Lolly Road Trip Calendar?" "Of course I like your calendar!" "What do you like best?" "Hmmm... well, the photo where you're sky-diving looks fun! " "Don't you think I look better than Lulu?" "What?" "Better than Lulu! I look better than Lulu!" "Well, honestly, I think you both look terrific-" "I look better...moving on..." ON WORK Anyway, I understand your job is designing sets for theatre production. Why?" "I love the theatre!" "I mean why work?" "Why work?" "WORK! W-E-R-K! Why do you do it? All it means is less time to stay home and play with your dogs!" "Actually, I don't have a dog-" (falling out of her chair but bravely continuing her interview from the floor) "HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE A DOG?" "I have to work late a lot-" "SEE THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE WORK THING!" "Well unfortunately, most humans-" "Now I have decided to become a writer, but that is because I want a career, not because of work..." ON PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING (racing into the room and jumping OBNOXIOUSLY on Christopher): "Christopher how do you feel about pro-wrestling?" (mortified and freaked out): "Lulu stop it! No one cares!" (springing up and down) "Your name could be Christopher the Blowtorch and you could practice with me!" (packing up her pencil and going to lie in the sun): "I can't take this anymore. This interview is OVER!" LOLLY's NOTE As you can see, we learned a great deal about Christopher McCollum from my interview. First, Christopher loves our calendar and thinks I look best. Also, Christopher will soon be quitting his job and getting a dog. Finally, Lulu is obnoxious.