The best way to prepare for a walk is by napping

Dear Friendz on the Dog Blog, Hi I am MoLLy!

Today LuLu showed us a vidyo that you can see here!

Look what happens when you poop on your walk!

It is a song about the dogs walking their Huminz and pooping and the Huminz not picking it up.  And ther is much singing and dancing by the huminz in the vidyo!

I sed OH THIS IS GOOD TO LERN!  That if I want a bunch of huminz in the nay-borhood to sing and dance, I am supposed to poop!

Which was confus-ting becuz when I poop outside my Huninz say “Good Girl” but do not sing or dance.  And neither do the nay-bors. And I tried pooping inside a long time ago.  And there was no signing or dancing then either.

LuLu barked, “NO! The lesson is that if you are lucky u will have a humin who looks good in jogging cloze!”

Our Humin does not look good in the jogging cloze.

Then WiLLyum sed, “Mebbe taybe the point is that if you poop a lot on your walk the nay-bors will sing and dance AND your Humin will look good in jogging cloze.  AND EVEN JOG!”

“NO!” LuLu barked. “DUH!”  LuLu is older so everything we say is rong!

Then LuLu cocked her hed, skwiinted at WiLLyu, and sed, “The real lesson is that if you poop alot on your walk your Humin will look good in jogging cloze and j –”

“THAT IS WHAT I SAID!” WiLLyum barked!

“QUIET!” LuLu yelled!  And even tho LuLu is the size of WiLLyum’s hed, WiLLyum knows better than to mess with LuLu so he shut his yapper and slunk off.  Then he  gave the Humin the Pitiful WiLLyum Look and rolled over for the Humin to scratch him.  WiLLyum is a Suck Up.

Then we made a plan. Today we are going to poop and poop and poop everywhere we can on our walk.  Becuz according to the vidyo, if we do this, the whole neighborhood will break into song and dance!  And the Humin will look good AND JOG!