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 March 23, 2010 -- Worldwide As reported in The New York Times, a new study conducted by humans shows that wolves first became "domesticated" into dogs in the Middle East. Before this research, humans thought dogs "joined the party" in Asia.
"Humans figured this out using old dog bones, wolf bones, and something called 'genes'," said LoLLy Maltese, a resident of Austin, Texas. "Personally I've got issues with that. I don't care if the bones were left a kajillion years ago. It's rude to dig up somebody else's belongings."
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M arch 11, 2010, Austin, Texas Inspired by February 20th's National Pet Day, enterprising canines Avis and Tips, who live in Texas, recently announced the establishment of "National Humin Day." Bouncing across the back yard in an enthusiastic display of Miniature Aussie happiness, Tips barked, "Good humans! Good humans! Have day! National!" Avis, rolling her eyeballs as Tips smashed into the back fence, said, "What that fool Tips is tryin' to say is that we 'cided to make National Human Day in honor of good humans." Pressed to elaborate on the definition of "Good Human," Avis explained ... |
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February 3, 2009, Chicago --
Famed human and television host Oprah Winfrey has adopted two new Springer Spaniel puppies, a decision that canine LoLLy Maltese says, "pretty much explains why Oprah should be running the world." "These doggies are so cute that I am trying to trade LoLLy for them!" LoLly's sister LuLu said. "Just kidding, but seriously! Check out those ears!"
The new puppies, named Sunny and Lauren, came from PAWS, a no-kill animal shelter in Chicago. With the two new additions, Oprah is now...Read More |
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 March 12, 2010 - Washington, DC
Esther, a darling Maltese who recently adopted a family in Washington, D.C., faces a special burden in her pack: 9-year old twin human boys who are perpetually confused about who's who and are thus having a hard time learning to come when called.
"I'll bark, 'Max!'" Esther said. "But SAM will come running. Or I'll bark 'Sam, come!' -- only here comes Max." Esther paused to shake her head sadly. "I worry all the time about their future. How can they get jobs if they can't remember who's who?" Esther has been working tirelessly with the boys, and on the whole maintains a positive and hopeful attitude.
But she admits to sometimes thinking, "I'm going to spend the next one hundred years trying to straighten these two out."
When asked if perhaps it was her barking causing the confusion, Esther appeared stunned.
"I am a terrific barker," she said crisply. "I feel quite confident ... |
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Groundbreaking Investigative Journalism from LuluAndLolly.com
February 7, 2010 --- U.S.A. -- Wondering how the Annual Puppy Bowl, featured nationally on Animal Planet, got started?
Sports fans, wonder no more.
The raucous event — which features bunny cheerleaders, hamsters operating a balloon-cam, and adorable canines currently willing to take applications for adoption, was developed seven years ago by canines who were “sick of getting psyched ...
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January 25, 2010, Worldwide --
In a turn of events that can only be described as "All Paws Down," Animals are suffering in Haiti along with humans. A good place to donate to help the animals in Haiti is here or donate by texting! Find out how to text your donation by clicking here! “Earthquakes are one of the stupidest things ever,” Maltese dogs LuLu and LoLLy said. “While on the whole we have a great deal of regard for Mother Earth, she needs to pull herself together on this one. If she’s cold, she should just turn up the heat, instead of shuddering like that.”
“Canines, if you’re texting skills are lacking, this is an excellent way to practive,” said LuLu, who has been actively texting on her human’s phone |
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